Happy Anti-Valentines Day

This Valentines Day I will be sitting at home watching re-runs of Friends with a double Disaronno.

So for all the singletons/cat ladies like me out there, don't fret!

Ignore all the lovey dovey pictures/statuses/tweets, and reconnect with the favourite men in our lives - Ben & Jerry

For all of you reading this, who are also so excited(!) about 14th February, why not join me in the Anti-Valentines Routine - just don't text the ex, promise?

However, if you are celebrating Valentines Day with your partner, have a lovely one regardless - I am allowed to be bitter for one day a year right?!

Step 1
Pour myself a Disaronno sour, and put the pepperoni pizza in the oven.

Now for all those non-alcoholic drinkers, just pour a glass of whatever your favourite drink is, even put a cocktail umbrella in there with sparklers if you want to!

Step 2
Watch Friends on Netflix

Whichever kind soul put my all-time favourite series on Netflix, deserves all the money in the world!
I don't care what season or episode - just let me pretend I live with Monica and Rachel in that apartment, and definitely don't have a weird crush on Chandler (Can anyone back me up here with that one?!)

Step 3
Make-up and Music time

Does anyone love to pretend they have an unlimited bank account and look at all the make-up you can't afford?

I usually window shop on Selfridges, and dream about the day I can add all the Charlotte Tilbury make-up to my basket, and not cry a river.

And of course listen to my favourite band ever - Red Hot Chili Peppers (either that or the Frozen Soundtrack)

Step 4

Laugh at Pun-filled Valentines Day cards

Just Google it, it will make your day!
Nothing is punnier (ha) on Valentines Day - the top left is my personal favourite

If all else fails, just Google Ian Somerhalder and thank his parents for having the most beautiful human being ever...